Anna (pointing): Da? Me: That’s a tree! Anna: Da? Me: It’s a flower! Anna: Da? Me: That’s a telephone pole! Anna: Da? Me: That’s a street sign! It tells us...

Anna has had a really bad cold since last week (a result, no doubt, of her first kiss), but she’s been handling it so well, hardly fussy even though the...

Yesterday was Anna’s birthday party, and did she have fun? Why yes, yes she did. Balloons and laughter and lots of laps to cuddle on and OMG the new toys....

1. A robot that slowly transitions a sleeping baby from lap to crib, without waking her. 2. Edible newspapers, delivered to one’s house each morning so that both parent and...

In other news, Anna now officially looks like a toddler. She never stops smiling (unless you say the words “milk” or “food” or ask, “Are you hungry?” In which case...

Image of Anna’s diaper removed because apparently some people are sick fucks. Also, it was for some reason one of the first images that shows up when you Google my...

Oh, for the days I could wake up and drink a pot of coffee uninterrupted while reading a novel to charge up my brain, then dive into my own current...

The baby is a boy. And his name will be Micah. He is due in February. Which makes the chronology go something like this: March 21: Our Anna is born....

Last night Anna woke me up for feedings at 1AM and 3AM, and was up for the day, wide awake and wanting to play, at 5. (I just tweeted that...

I wrote last week about the pea fiasco. Unfortunately, I have had many other FAILs recently, so many that I’m hesitant to reveal them, since they’re evidence of my complete...